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: #Laughs Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone.

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: #Laughs The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't know, son," he said.

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: #Laughs The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the

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: #Laughs Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

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: #Laughs |At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.1.

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: #Laughs |What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits! What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?A

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: #Laughs What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !

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: #Laughs Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

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: #Laughs Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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: #Laughs What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

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: #Laughs A man left work one Friday afternoon.

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: #Laughs A 70-year-old man has never been married.

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: #Laughs Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it.

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: #Laughs A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen

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: #Laughs Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the EuropeanParliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improvingefficiency in communications between Government departments.European offici

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: #Laughs Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces.

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: #Laughs The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user.

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: #Laughs |My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank.

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: #Laughs Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"

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: #Laughs Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone.

: #Laughs The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't know, son," he said.

: #Laughs The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the

: #Laughs Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

: #Laughs |At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.1.

: #Laughs |What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits! What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?A

: #Laughs What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !

: #Laughs Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

: #Laughs Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

: #Laughs What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

: #Laughs A man left work one Friday afternoon.

: #Laughs A 70-year-old man has never been married.

: #Laughs Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it.

: #Laughs A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen

: #Laughs Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the EuropeanParliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improvingefficiency in communications between Government departments.European offici

: #Laughs Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces.

: #Laughs The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user.

: #Laughs |My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank.

: #Laughs Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"

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