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: #Laughs The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do.

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: #Laughs This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys.

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: #Laughs Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

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: #Laughs There once was a rich man who was near death.

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: #Laughs An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?""Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies.The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last

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: #Laughs A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor fam

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: #Laughs It seems God noticed Adam was despondent.

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: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

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: #Laughs Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'""But that's right!""Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"His father asks, "What's the fucking difference?"

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: #Laughs Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Oh, no laundry,"

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: #Laughs Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?

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: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine.

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: #Laughs Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this...||is 12 inches.

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: #Laughs I'M GLAD I'M A MANI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.

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: #Laughs An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot picked up on this.

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: #Laughs |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

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: #Laughs Two condoms walk past a gay bar.

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: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

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: #Laughs *** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes.

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: #Laughs The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do.

: #Laughs This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys.

: #Laughs Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

: #Laughs There once was a rich man who was near death.

: #Laughs An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?""Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies.The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last

: #Laughs A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor fam

: #Laughs It seems God noticed Adam was despondent.

: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

: #Laughs Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'""But that's right!""Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"His father asks, "What's the fucking difference?"

: #Laughs Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Oh, no laundry,"

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?

: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine.

: #Laughs Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this...||is 12 inches.

: #Laughs I'M GLAD I'M A MANI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.

: #Laughs An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot picked up on this.

: #Laughs |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

: #Laughs Two condoms walk past a gay bar.

: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

: #Laughs *** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes.

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