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: #Laughs "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by yourself!"

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: #Laughs What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house.

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: #Laughs What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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: #Laughs There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car.

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: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

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: #Laughs It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.

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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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: #Laughs Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown and I kno

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: #Laughs POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemispheresu

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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: #Laughs Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face

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: #Laughs Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

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: #Laughs Here I am at Camp Grenada.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!

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: #Laughs "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by yourself!"

: #Laughs What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house.

: #Laughs What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

: #Laughs There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car.

: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

: #Laughs It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

: #Laughs Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown and I kno

: #Laughs POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemispheresu

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

: #Laughs Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face

: #Laughs Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

: #Laughs Here I am at Camp Grenada.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!

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