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: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order.

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: #Laughs After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds.

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: #Laughs There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo.

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: #Laughs What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

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: #Laughs An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.

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: #Laughs Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !

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: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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: #Laughs If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

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: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

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: #Laughs Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

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: #Laughs |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

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: #Laughs A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day.

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: #Laughs Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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: #Laughs What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.

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: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

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: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order.

: #Laughs After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds.

: #Laughs There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo.

: #Laughs What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.

: #Laughs Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

: #Laughs An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !

: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.

: #Laughs Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !

: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

: #Laughs If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

: #Laughs Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

: #Laughs |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

: #Laughs A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day.

: #Laughs Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

: #Laughs What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.

: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

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