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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.

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: #Laughs The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to pr

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: #Laughs If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.

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: #Laughs Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

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: #Laughs Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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: #Laughs A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road.

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: #Laughs What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.

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: #Laughs You know why there's a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.

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: #Laughs Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

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: #Laughs A Polak saw a priest walking down the street.

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: #Laughs The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool.Runners-up: [AP, Mammoth Lakes] A San Ansel

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: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

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: #Laughs what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection

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: #Laughs What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !

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: #Laughs What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

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: #Laughs I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !

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: #Laughs Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!

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: #Laughs Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us -Holland Sentinal, date unknown.Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -The New York Times, November 2

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: #Laughs Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.

: #Laughs The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to pr

: #Laughs If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.

: #Laughs Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

: #Laughs Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

: #Laughs A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road.

: #Laughs What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.

: #Laughs You know why there's a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.

: #Laughs Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

: #Laughs A Polak saw a priest walking down the street.

: #Laughs The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool.Runners-up: [AP, Mammoth Lakes] A San Ansel

: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

: #Laughs what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection

: #Laughs What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !

: #Laughs What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

: #Laughs I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !

: #Laughs Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!

: #Laughs Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us -Holland Sentinal, date unknown.Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -The New York Times, November 2

: #Laughs Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.

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