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: #Laughs |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was

: #Laughs Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...

: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

: #Laughs Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

: #Laughs |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

: #Laughs Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he hasto listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One,two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." In the mor

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

: #Laughs |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

: #Laughs The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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