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: #Laughs |Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 - 36 = 25 - 454^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*54^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4(4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^24 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/24 = 5

: #Laughs Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

: #Laughs There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.

: #Laughs |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database.

: #Laughs What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They're both upset Clinton finished first.They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

: #Laughs It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.

: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak, and they get captured by some Amazons.

: #Laughs When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest.

: #Laughs Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.

: #Laughs One day a lady went to the doctor's office and told the doctorthat her husband wasn't interested in her any more he justwouldn't have sex with her anymore.So the doctor went into the back of the shop and got a bottle of100 pills.
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