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: #Laughs Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

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: #Laughs In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will as

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: #Laughs A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?""Hmm..." mused the carpenter.

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: #Laughs Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the

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: #Laughs Mega Bites by Amos Quito

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: #Laughs Cover Charge: .00Round of Drinks: .00Table Dance: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Couch Dance and Tips: .00A Round of Shots: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Lap Dance and Hand Job: 0.00Private Dance and Hotel Room: 0.00Sen

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: #Laughs What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !

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: #Laughs A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the 1st and 2nd hole""I think your stance must be a little too wide"

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: #Laughs The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs.

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: #Laughs Jack went to see the camp nurse.

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: #Laughs A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service.

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: #Laughs There was once a wide mouth frog.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.

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: #Laughs How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

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: #Laughs Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.

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: #Laughs |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr.

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: #Laughs How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!

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: #Laughs An aging man lived alone in Ireland.

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: #Laughs 'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day.

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: #Laughs A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!"

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: #Laughs Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

: #Laughs In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will as

: #Laughs A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?""Hmm..." mused the carpenter.

: #Laughs Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the

: #Laughs Mega Bites by Amos Quito

: #Laughs Cover Charge: .00Round of Drinks: .00Table Dance: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Couch Dance and Tips: .00A Round of Shots: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Lap Dance and Hand Job: 0.00Private Dance and Hotel Room: 0.00Sen

: #Laughs What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !

: #Laughs A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the 1st and 2nd hole""I think your stance must be a little too wide"

: #Laughs The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs.

: #Laughs Jack went to see the camp nurse.

: #Laughs A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service.

: #Laughs There was once a wide mouth frog.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.

: #Laughs How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

: #Laughs Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.

: #Laughs |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr.

: #Laughs How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!

: #Laughs An aging man lived alone in Ireland.

: #Laughs 'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day.

: #Laughs A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!"

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