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: #Laughs You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

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: #Laughs |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the day after the January Bowl Games.

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: #Laughs Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her.

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: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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: #Laughs The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief.One day a small Indian boy asked him how he chose the names for all the children."Well, my son," the chief replied, "When I step out of my tepee, I name each child afte

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: #Laughs A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant.

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: #Laughs Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money () But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: money = sqrt(evil) Taking into account (), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil) And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls

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: #Laughs Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it every day,The White House people all just say,That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bulls

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: #Laughs Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!

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: #Laughs |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

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: #Laughs Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear.

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: #Laughs |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack logs to the following experiments:ExposureA Twinkie was left on a window ledge for 4 days, during wh

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: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."Kim promi

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: #Laughs Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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: #Laughs A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.

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: #Laughs Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!

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: #Laughs Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !

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: #Laughs Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12.

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: #Laughs You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

: #Laughs |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the day after the January Bowl Games.

: #Laughs Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her.

: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

: #Laughs The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief.One day a small Indian boy asked him how he chose the names for all the children."Well, my son," the chief replied, "When I step out of my tepee, I name each child afte

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant.

: #Laughs Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money () But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: money = sqrt(evil) Taking into account (), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil) And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls

: #Laughs Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it every day,The White House people all just say,That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bulls

: #Laughs Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!

: #Laughs |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

: #Laughs Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear.

: #Laughs |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack logs to the following experiments:ExposureA Twinkie was left on a window ledge for 4 days, during wh

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."Kim promi

: #Laughs Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

: #Laughs A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.

: #Laughs Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!

: #Laughs Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !

: #Laughs Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12.

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