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: #Laughs What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head.

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: #Laughs Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English.

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: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

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: #Laughs Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

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: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

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: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

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: #Laughs What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

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: #Laughs A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip.

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: #Laughs David received a parrot for his birthday.

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: #Laughs Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!

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: #Laughs What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!

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: #Laughs |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

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: #Laughs 'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !

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: #Laughs If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu knives.

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: #Laughs Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a family.

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: #Laughs Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool.

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: #Laughs Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf.

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: #Laughs Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for .00.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

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: #Laughs What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head.

: #Laughs Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English.

: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

: #Laughs Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

: #Laughs What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

: #Laughs A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip.

: #Laughs David received a parrot for his birthday.

: #Laughs Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!

: #Laughs What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!

: #Laughs |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

: #Laughs 'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home.

: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !

: #Laughs If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu knives.

: #Laughs Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a family.

: #Laughs Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool.

: #Laughs Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf.

: #Laughs Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for .00.

: #Laughs Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

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