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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

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: #Laughs A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you Engl

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: #Laughs Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot

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: #Laughs Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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: #Laughs Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

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: #Laughs One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last week are up on the hay loft in the barn on all that new hay we just bought.

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: #Laughs There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

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: #Laughs I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day.

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: #Laughs Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

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: #Laughs A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal.

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: #Laughs How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

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: #Laughs Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end.

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: #Laughs Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other.

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: #Laughs The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front tire went flat.

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: #Laughs Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.

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: #Laughs Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

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: #Laughs Fred came home from his first day at school.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

: #Laughs A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you Engl

: #Laughs Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot

: #Laughs Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece.

: #Laughs Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

: #Laughs Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

: #Laughs One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last week are up on the hay loft in the barn on all that new hay we just bought.

: #Laughs There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

: #Laughs I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day.

: #Laughs Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

: #Laughs A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal.

: #Laughs How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

: #Laughs Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end.

: #Laughs Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other.

: #Laughs The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front tire went flat.

: #Laughs Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.

: #Laughs Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

: #Laughs Fred came home from his first day at school.

: #Laughs What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

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