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: #Laughs Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever.'' So the first man says, ''Easy.

: #Laughs Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.

: #Laughs Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

: #Laughs Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on.

: #Laughs When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son.After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he's on

: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

: #Laughs A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds.

: #Laughs |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her 0.She gave him a 0 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another 0 bill.On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorne

: #Laughs At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be dangerous, even fatal.

: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating
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