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: #Laughs Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour.

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: #Laughs What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

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: #Laughs What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing, it just shuts up.What does Michael Jackson call his "Tickle-me Elmo" doll?Bait.What goes "99 thump 99 thump 99 thump...?"A centi

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: #Laughs Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!

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: #Laughs What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table

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: #Laughs Jack and Jill were getting married.

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: #Laughs Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children.

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: #Laughs Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!1.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.

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: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

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: #Laughs Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives.

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: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons!

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: #Laughs Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that, Mommy?""To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removingthe cream with a tissue."What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.

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: #Laughs Son: I can't go to school today.

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: #Laughs If Santa Claus and Mrs.

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: #Laughs Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

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: #Laughs What is chemistry's greatest achievement ......

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: #Laughs Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour.

: #Laughs What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

: #Laughs What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing, it just shuts up.What does Michael Jackson call his "Tickle-me Elmo" doll?Bait.What goes "99 thump 99 thump 99 thump...?"A centi

: #Laughs Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!

: #Laughs What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table

: #Laughs Jack and Jill were getting married.

: #Laughs Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children.

: #Laughs Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!1.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman.

: #Laughs How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.

: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

: #Laughs Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives.

: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons!

: #Laughs Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

: #Laughs Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that, Mommy?""To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removingthe cream with a tissue."What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.

: #Laughs Son: I can't go to school today.

: #Laughs If Santa Claus and Mrs.

: #Laughs Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

: #Laughs What is chemistry's greatest achievement ......

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