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: #Laughs Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

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: #Laughs Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !

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: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

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: #Laughs Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time.

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: #Laughs yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...

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: #Laughs A farmer was milking his cow.

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: #Laughs How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?It's furthest from the bark!

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: #Laughs Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For 0 an hour, s

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: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

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: #Laughs "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white.

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: #Laughs |Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.

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: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating

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: #Laughs Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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: #Laughs Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy said, "My father is better than your father."The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."The first boy paused and then replied, "

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: #Laughs Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

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: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor.

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: #Laughs Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

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: #Laughs |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune.

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: #Laughs Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

: #Laughs Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !

: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

: #Laughs Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time.

: #Laughs yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...

: #Laughs A farmer was milking his cow.

: #Laughs How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?It's furthest from the bark!

: #Laughs Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For 0 an hour, s

: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

: #Laughs "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white.

: #Laughs |Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.

: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating

: #Laughs Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

: #Laughs Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy said, "My father is better than your father."The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."The first boy paused and then replied, "

: #Laughs Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor.

: #Laughs Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

: #Laughs |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune.

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