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: #Laughs What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!

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: #Laughs A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "

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: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

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: #Laughs A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and says,"Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow." His hand then travels d

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: #Laughs A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators".

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: #Laughs Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today.

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: #Laughs A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says."You're dying, and you don't have much time left.""Oh, that's t

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: #Laughs At a U.N.

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: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

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: #Laughs One doc operated on a person for a hernia.

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: #Laughs A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees.

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: #Laughs Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

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: #Laughs Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !

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: #Laughs Mrs.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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: #Laughs Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

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: #Laughs Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.

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: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is a night.

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: #Laughs A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!

: #Laughs A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "

: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

: #Laughs A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and says,"Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow." His hand then travels d

: #Laughs A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators".

: #Laughs Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today.

: #Laughs A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says."You're dying, and you don't have much time left.""Oh, that's t

: #Laughs At a U.N.

: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

: #Laughs One doc operated on a person for a hernia.

: #Laughs A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees.

: #Laughs Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

: #Laughs Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

: #Laughs Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

: #Laughs Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.

: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is a night.

: #Laughs A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."

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