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: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to beli

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.

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: #Laughs A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

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: #Laughs Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk

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: #Laughs How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know.

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: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !

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: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.

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: #Laughs Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.

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: #Laughs A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.

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: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

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: #Laughs little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy

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: #Laughs Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."The next da

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: #Laughs Q: What's red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?A: Hello, hello.Q: What do you call a sleep

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: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.

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: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

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: #Laughs Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

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: #Laughs A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies tee.The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is readyto hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks itanoth

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: #Laughs How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

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: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to beli

: #Laughs Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.

: #Laughs A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

: #Laughs Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk

: #Laughs How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know.

: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !

: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.

: #Laughs Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.

: #Laughs A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.

: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

: #Laughs little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy

: #Laughs Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."The next da

: #Laughs Q: What's red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?A: Hello, hello.Q: What do you call a sleep

: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.

: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

: #Laughs Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

: #Laughs A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies tee.The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is readyto hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks itanoth

: #Laughs How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

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