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: #Laughs |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

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: #Laughs Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !

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: #Laughs Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other.

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: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

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: #Laughs A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.

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: #Laughs Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies.

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: #Laughs The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had described.Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem." Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple." Teach

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: #Laughs He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty.

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: #Laughs Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

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: #Laughs Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.

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: #Laughs Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and took the recipe with him.

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: #Laughs A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.

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: #Laughs A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded.

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: #Laughs What's green and smells like pig? - Kermit's fingers.

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: #Laughs Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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: #Laughs |Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

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: #Laughs The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

: #Laughs Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !

: #Laughs Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other.

: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

: #Laughs A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.

: #Laughs Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies.

: #Laughs The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had described.Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem." Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple." Teach

: #Laughs He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty.

: #Laughs Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

: #Laughs Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.

: #Laughs Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and took the recipe with him.

: #Laughs A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.

: #Laughs A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded.

: #Laughs What's green and smells like pig? - Kermit's fingers.

: #Laughs Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

: #Laughs |Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

: #Laughs The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.

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