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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

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: #Laughs I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

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: #Laughs Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !

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: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman.

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: #Laughs You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant.

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: #Laughs Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that

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: #Laughs A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

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: #Laughs A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.

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: #Laughs What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!

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: #Laughs What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

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: #Laughs What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.

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: #Laughs What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

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: #Laughs The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it.

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: #Laughs After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen.

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: #Laughs Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

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: #Laughs What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

: #Laughs I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

: #Laughs Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !

: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman.

: #Laughs You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant.

: #Laughs Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean.

: #Laughs A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that

: #Laughs A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

: #Laughs A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.

: #Laughs What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!

: #Laughs What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

: #Laughs What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.

: #Laughs What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

: #Laughs The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it.

: #Laughs After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen.

: #Laughs Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

: #Laughs What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

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