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: #Laughs A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job.

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: #Laughs Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school.

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: #Laughs A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,"You know, you're right!"

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

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: #Laughs "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.I've always been especially fond of married women."

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: #Laughs At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: 'Is this

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: #Laughs A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam."Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon." says the little boy."Sonny, I think you're a little young for that." replies th

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: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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: #Laughs |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific.

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: #Laughs Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

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: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn't get the tailgate open!

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: #Laughs How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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: #Laughs Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!

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: #Laughs What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!

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: #Laughs |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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: #Laughs A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.

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: #Laughs The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.

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: #Laughs What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

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: #Laughs A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job.

: #Laughs Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school.

: #Laughs A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,"You know, you're right!"

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

: #Laughs "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.I've always been especially fond of married women."

: #Laughs At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: 'Is this

: #Laughs A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam."Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon." says the little boy."Sonny, I think you're a little young for that." replies th

: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

: #Laughs |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific.

: #Laughs Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn't get the tailgate open!

: #Laughs How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

: #Laughs Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!

: #Laughs What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!

: #Laughs |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

: #Laughs A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.

: #Laughs The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.

: #Laughs What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

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