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: #Laughs How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !

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: #Laughs Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the payoff is better.

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: #Laughs |What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!

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: #Laughs Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for you.

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: #Laughs Two guys go hunting.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash.

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: #Laughs What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

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: #Laughs A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which.

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: #Laughs What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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: #Laughs A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.

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: #Laughs 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !

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: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

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: #Laughs A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary.

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: #Laughs What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.

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: #Laughs A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

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: #Laughs What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

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: #Laughs Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.

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: #Laughs |What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?Six weeks old!What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?This is t

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: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

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: #Laughs An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died.

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: #Laughs How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !

: #Laughs Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the payoff is better.

: #Laughs |What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!

: #Laughs Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for you.

: #Laughs Two guys go hunting.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash.

: #Laughs What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

: #Laughs A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which.

: #Laughs What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.

: #Laughs A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.

: #Laughs 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !

: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

: #Laughs A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary.

: #Laughs What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.

: #Laughs A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

: #Laughs What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

: #Laughs Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.

: #Laughs |What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?Six weeks old!What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?This is t

: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

: #Laughs An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died.

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