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: #Laughs What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK.

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: #Laughs My HMO is terrible.

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: #Laughs Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a Soviet agent, who was in hot pursuit, found himself near an old castle, and went inside fo

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: #Laughs |There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

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: #Laughs Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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: #Laughs 90% of Fords are still on the road.

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: #Laughs Her learning curve is fractal.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a sp

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?A: Stage makeup.Q: How many lead singers does

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: #Laughs What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

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: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.

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: #Laughs What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !

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: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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: #Laughs A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his mate what happened."Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend."Then I met a chick who was

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.

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: #Laughs Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"

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: #Laughs What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK.

: #Laughs My HMO is terrible.

: #Laughs Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a Soviet agent, who was in hot pursuit, found himself near an old castle, and went inside fo

: #Laughs |There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

: #Laughs Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food.

: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

: #Laughs 90% of Fords are still on the road.

: #Laughs Her learning curve is fractal.

: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a sp

: #Laughs |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?A: Stage makeup.Q: How many lead singers does

: #Laughs What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.

: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.

: #Laughs What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !

: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

: #Laughs A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his mate what happened."Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend."Then I met a chick who was

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.

: #Laughs Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"

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