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: #Laughs |Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

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: #Laughs What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!

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: #Laughs It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber.Finally, he came up for air and said, "But enou

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: #Laughs A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

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: #Laughs Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats

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: #Laughs What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

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: #Laughs A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quive

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!

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: #Laughs Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident.

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: #Laughs So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables,

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

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: #Laughs What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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: #Laughs Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly un

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: #Laughs Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.

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: #Laughs Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !

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: #Laughs |Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

: #Laughs What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!

: #Laughs It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber.Finally, he came up for air and said, "But enou

: #Laughs A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it.

: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

: #Laughs Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats

: #Laughs What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

: #Laughs A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quive

: #Laughs What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!

: #Laughs Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident.

: #Laughs So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables,

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

: #Laughs What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

: #Laughs Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly un

: #Laughs Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.

: #Laughs Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !

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