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: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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: #Laughs Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable

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: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

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: #Laughs Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

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: #Laughs Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.

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: #Laughs Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet.

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: #Laughs Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice.

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: #Laughs On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field.

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: #Laughs And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.

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: #Laughs Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

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: #Laughs A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

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: #Laughs How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say....

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: #Laughs What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now.

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: #Laughs |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems.

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: #Laughs The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri

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: #Laughs One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?"Two children rose their hand.

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: #Laughs A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was sothick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for himto pho

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

: #Laughs Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable

: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

: #Laughs Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

: #Laughs Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.

: #Laughs Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet.

: #Laughs Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice.

: #Laughs On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field.

: #Laughs And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.

: #Laughs Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.

: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

: #Laughs A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

: #Laughs How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say....

: #Laughs What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now.

: #Laughs |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems.

: #Laughs The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri

: #Laughs One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?"Two children rose their hand.

: #Laughs A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was sothick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for himto pho

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