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: #Laughs The Captain called the Sergeant in.

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: #Laughs What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

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: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

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: #Laughs What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

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: #Laughs How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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: #Laughs Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school.

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: #Laughs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one.

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: #Laughs Q: You go to a cockfight.

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: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out."I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

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: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

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: #Laughs Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!

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: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

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: #Laughs Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

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: #Laughs Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

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: #Laughs Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.

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: #Laughs Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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: #Laughs What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St.

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: #Laughs The Captain called the Sergeant in.

: #Laughs What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

: #Laughs What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

: #Laughs How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

: #Laughs Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school.

: #Laughs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one.

: #Laughs Q: You go to a cockfight.

: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out."I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

: #Laughs Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.

: #Laughs Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!

: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

: #Laughs Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

: #Laughs Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

: #Laughs Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.

: #Laughs Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

: #Laughs What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St.

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