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: #Laughs Man - A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4inches.

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: #Laughs Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!

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: #Laughs A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy repl

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: #Laughs What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

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: #Laughs Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.

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: #Laughs The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting.

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: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bail

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: #Laughs What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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: #Laughs What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

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: #Laughs Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !

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: #Laughs One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana.

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: #Laughs WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

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: #Laughs |What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!

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: #Laughs How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

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: #Laughs Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourh

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: #Laughs Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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: #Laughs It seems God noticed Adam was despondent.

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: #Laughs Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

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: #Laughs Man - A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4inches.

: #Laughs Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!

: #Laughs A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy repl

: #Laughs What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

: #Laughs Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.

: #Laughs The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting.

: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bail

: #Laughs What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

: #Laughs What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

: #Laughs Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !

: #Laughs One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana.

: #Laughs WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

: #Laughs Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

: #Laughs |What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!

: #Laughs How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

: #Laughs Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourh

: #Laughs Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

: #Laughs It seems God noticed Adam was despondent.

: #Laughs Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

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