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: #Laughs What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "

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: #Laughs RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship.

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: #Laughs |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of maki

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: #Laughs Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.

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: #Laughs Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them.

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: #Laughs A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office.

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: #Laughs The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them.

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: #Laughs Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.

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: #Laughs Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

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: #Laughs There are three truths in life:1.

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: #Laughs |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

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: #Laughs Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!

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: #Laughs |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

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: #Laughs What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

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: #Laughs Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.

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: #Laughs When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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: #Laughs The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

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: #Laughs Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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: #Laughs A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night.

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: #Laughs What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "

: #Laughs RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship.

: #Laughs |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of maki

: #Laughs Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.

: #Laughs Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them.

: #Laughs A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office.

: #Laughs The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them.

: #Laughs Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.

: #Laughs Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

: #Laughs There are three truths in life:1.

: #Laughs |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

: #Laughs Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!

: #Laughs |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

: #Laughs What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

: #Laughs Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.

: #Laughs When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

: #Laughs Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

: #Laughs The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

: #Laughs Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

: #Laughs A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night.

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