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: #Laughs Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

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: #Laughs The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you live.

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!

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: #Laughs |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks.

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: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.

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: #Laughs What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !

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: #Laughs USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1.

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: #Laughs Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

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: #Laughs What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

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: #Laughs What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire.

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: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

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: #Laughs There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat andexposed himself.

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: #Laughs Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.'

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: #Laughs What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip read.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

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: #Laughs What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.

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: #Laughs |Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

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: #Laughs Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

: #Laughs The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you live.

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!

: #Laughs |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks.

: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.

: #Laughs What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !

: #Laughs USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1.

: #Laughs Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

: #Laughs What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

: #Laughs What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire.

: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

: #Laughs There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat andexposed himself.

: #Laughs Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.'

: #Laughs What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels.

: #Laughs Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip read.

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

: #Laughs What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.

: #Laughs |Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

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