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: #Laughs Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

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: #Laughs A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology.When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"

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: #Laughs A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing.

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: #Laughs Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy." Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than

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: #Laughs How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).

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: #Laughs Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs.

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: #Laughs Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up.

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: #Laughs Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law.

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: #Laughs A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde.

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: #Laughs |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what the

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: #Laughs Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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: #Laughs How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !

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: #Laughs Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

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: #Laughs If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.

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: #Laughs Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

: #Laughs A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology.When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"

: #Laughs A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing.

: #Laughs Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy." Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than

: #Laughs How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).

: #Laughs Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs.

: #Laughs Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up.

: #Laughs Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

: #Laughs A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law.

: #Laughs A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde.

: #Laughs |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what the

: #Laughs Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

: #Laughs How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !

: #Laughs Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

: #Laughs If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.

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