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: #Laughs Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had.

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: #Laughs An old lady owned two monkeys.

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: #Laughs The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance.

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: #Laughs Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!

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: #Laughs The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.

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: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

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: #Laughs |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him his will.

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: #Laughs Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Mary.

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: #Laughs A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.

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: #Laughs 1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.5...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"

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: #Laughs Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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: #Laughs La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children...No mommy, No!...vvrrrrr...La Machine.

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: #Laughs Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!

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: #Laughs Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.

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: #Laughs |What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn."Why are you doing that?" asked his neighbour"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied."Bu

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: #Laughs Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.

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: #Laughs Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had.

: #Laughs An old lady owned two monkeys.

: #Laughs The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance.

: #Laughs Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!

: #Laughs The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.

: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him his will.

: #Laughs Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Mary.

: #Laughs A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.

: #Laughs 1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.5...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"

: #Laughs Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.

: #Laughs La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children...No mommy, No!...vvrrrrr...La Machine.

: #Laughs Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

: #Laughs Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!

: #Laughs Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.

: #Laughs |What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn."Why are you doing that?" asked his neighbour"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied."Bu

: #Laughs Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.

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