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: #Laughs |A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate.

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: #Laughs A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

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: #Laughs A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

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: #Laughs Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.

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: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

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: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

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: #Laughs Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram.

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: #Laughs My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!

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: #Laughs |Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.

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: #Laughs What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!

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: #Laughs A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out.

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: #Laughs What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

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: #Laughs A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"The wife sighs and gets him a beer.Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!

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: #Laughs How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.

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: #Laughs Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, "I want to open a fucking checking account".

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: #Laughs There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.

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: #Laughs "This is my tryout for Nascar." "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing." "That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!" "I'm trying to rush home for the new Hanson

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: #Laughs |A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate.

: #Laughs A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

: #Laughs A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

: #Laughs Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.

: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

: #Laughs Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram.

: #Laughs My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!

: #Laughs |Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St.

: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.

: #Laughs What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!

: #Laughs A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out.

: #Laughs What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

: #Laughs A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"The wife sighs and gets him a beer.Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it

: #Laughs Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!

: #Laughs How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.

: #Laughs Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, "I want to open a fucking checking account".

: #Laughs There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.

: #Laughs "This is my tryout for Nascar." "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing." "That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!" "I'm trying to rush home for the new Hanson

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