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: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly.

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: #Laughs Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.

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: #Laughs A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning."I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.

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: #Laughs Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass."He asks the third guy "What about you?"."Me? I prefer to see the top of her head."

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: #Laughs Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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: #Laughs Three blondes are stranded on an island.

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: #Laughs A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.

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: #Laughs An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall.

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: #Laughs |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle! Knock Knock Who's there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you don't know who this is! Knock Knock Who's there? Alison! Alison who? Alison it's dark outside! Knock Knock Who's there? Alli! Al

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: #Laughs Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.

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: #Laughs Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A: She had to break a window to get out!

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: #Laughs Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W.

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: #Laughs How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say....

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: #Laughs Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, andwasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband.

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: #Laughs How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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: #Laughs Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater.

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: #Laughs A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'Still no answer to his prayers.

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: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly.

: #Laughs Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.

: #Laughs A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning."I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.

: #Laughs Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass."He asks the third guy "What about you?"."Me? I prefer to see the top of her head."

: #Laughs Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Three blondes are stranded on an island.

: #Laughs A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.

: #Laughs An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall.

: #Laughs |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle! Knock Knock Who's there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you don't know who this is! Knock Knock Who's there? Alison! Alison who? Alison it's dark outside! Knock Knock Who's there? Alli! Al

: #Laughs Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.

: #Laughs Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A: She had to break a window to get out!

: #Laughs Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W.

: #Laughs How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say....

: #Laughs Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, andwasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband.

: #Laughs How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

: #Laughs Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater.

: #Laughs A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'Still no answer to his prayers.

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