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: #Laughs These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend.

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: #Laughs Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.

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: #Laughs Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!

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: #Laughs Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked.

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: #Laughs I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

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: #Laughs ring ring"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whisperedhuskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorni

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: #Laughs How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?

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: #Laughs Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.

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: #Laughs A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable whilethe other is just having a baby.

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: #Laughs The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock.

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: #Laughs A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.

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: #Laughs Say something soft and sweet to me.

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: #Laughs Q.

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: #Laughs Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in.

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: #Laughs Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.Sent by aaron

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: #Laughs This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed.

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: #Laughs The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff

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: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

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: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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: #Laughs These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend.

: #Laughs Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.

: #Laughs Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!

: #Laughs Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked.

: #Laughs I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

: #Laughs ring ring"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whisperedhuskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorni

: #Laughs How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?

: #Laughs Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.

: #Laughs A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable whilethe other is just having a baby.

: #Laughs The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock.

: #Laughs A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.

: #Laughs Say something soft and sweet to me.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in.

: #Laughs Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.Sent by aaron

: #Laughs This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed.

: #Laughs The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff

: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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