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: #Laughs A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

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: #Laughs |Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!

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: #Laughs The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

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: #Laughs CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE - R.

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: #Laughs |Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

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: #Laughs Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor."I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm gonna die from it.""Ridiculous," said the doctor.

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: #Laughs |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

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: #Laughs Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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: #Laughs At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!

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: #Laughs Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

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: #Laughs |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!

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: #Laughs A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive up the city life, move to the country, and become a chickenfarmer.

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: #Laughs A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

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: #Laughs My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.

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: #Laughs How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

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: #Laughs A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

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: #Laughs A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down.

: #Laughs A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

: #Laughs |Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!

: #Laughs The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

: #Laughs CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE - R.

: #Laughs |Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

: #Laughs Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor."I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm gonna die from it.""Ridiculous," said the doctor.

: #Laughs |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

: #Laughs Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

: #Laughs At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!

: #Laughs Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

: #Laughs Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

: #Laughs |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!

: #Laughs A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive up the city life, move to the country, and become a chickenfarmer.

: #Laughs A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

: #Laughs My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.

: #Laughs How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

: #Laughs A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

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