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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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: #Laughs One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to ground

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: #Laughs |Take heart, America.

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: #Laughs |Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm

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: #Laughs Some things I've learned from my children:Super glue "is" forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

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: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman...

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: #Laughs What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!

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: #Laughs A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike.

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: #Laughs When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale.

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: #Laughs A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchical society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and

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: #Laughs ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.

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: #Laughs What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !

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: #Laughs What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.

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: #Laughs Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, and he was feeling very lonely.Then the loud voice said he was going to giv

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: #Laughs What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

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: #Laughs The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

: #Laughs One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to ground

: #Laughs |Take heart, America.

: #Laughs |Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm

: #Laughs Some things I've learned from my children:Super glue "is" forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman...

: #Laughs What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike.

: #Laughs When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale.

: #Laughs A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchical society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and

: #Laughs ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.

: #Laughs What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !

: #Laughs What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.

: #Laughs Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, and he was feeling very lonely.Then the loud voice said he was going to giv

: #Laughs What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

: #Laughs The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

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