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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

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: #Laughs Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

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: #Laughs Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid reflux.Then: Moving to California because it's cool.Now: Moving to California because it's hot.Then: Watching John Glenn's his

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: #Laughs Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators.

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: #Laughs A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God

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: #Laughs An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on.

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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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: #Laughs Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!

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: #Laughs This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

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: #Laughs So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law School, is job hunting.

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: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.

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: #Laughs How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).

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: #Laughs Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!

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: #Laughs A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Nope, no laundry," the boy said,

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: #Laughs What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

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: #Laughs Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A.

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: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

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: #Laughs Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

: #Laughs Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

: #Laughs Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid reflux.Then: Moving to California because it's cool.Now: Moving to California because it's hot.Then: Watching John Glenn's his

: #Laughs Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators.

: #Laughs A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God

: #Laughs An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on.

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...

: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

: #Laughs Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!

: #Laughs This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

: #Laughs So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law School, is job hunting.

: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.

: #Laughs How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).

: #Laughs Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!

: #Laughs A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Nope, no laundry," the boy said,

: #Laughs What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

: #Laughs Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A.

: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

: #Laughs Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

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