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: #Laughs |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

: #Laughs A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground. A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller.

: #Laughs A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after she'll die, to which the man said-OK.Then she told him that he may bring the new wife to her home -Ok said the man, and you may give her my silver

: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

: #Laughs Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."

: #Laughs Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.
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