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: #Laughs Adam: "You are what you eat." Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother." Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'." Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water." Moses: "From a basket case to the promise land." Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy,

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: #Laughs With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housec

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four.

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: #Laughs Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10.

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: #Laughs What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !

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: #Laughs A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

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: #Laughs What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.

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: #Laughs The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?""Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am."The priest turned, took

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: #Laughs "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of P

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: #Laughs Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door.

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: #Laughs Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes.

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: #Laughs A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered.

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: #Laughs What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

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: #Laughs A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!

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: #Laughs A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

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: #Laughs What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

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: #Laughs Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

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: #Laughs |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on yo

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: #Laughs Adam: "You are what you eat." Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother." Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'." Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water." Moses: "From a basket case to the promise land." Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy,

: #Laughs With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housec

: #Laughs How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four.

: #Laughs Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10.

: #Laughs What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !

: #Laughs A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

: #Laughs What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.

: #Laughs The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?""Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am."The priest turned, took

: #Laughs "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of P

: #Laughs Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.

: #Laughs Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door.

: #Laughs Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes.

: #Laughs A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered.

: #Laughs What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

: #Laughs A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

: #Laughs Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!

: #Laughs A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

: #Laughs What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

: #Laughs Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

: #Laughs |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on yo

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