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: #Laughs |Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date.

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: #Laughs A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to "come out of the closet." His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was bu

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: #Laughs A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."

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: #Laughs What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!

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: #Laughs |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!

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: #Laughs A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help.

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: #Laughs Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

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: #Laughs How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

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: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

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: #Laughs Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor.

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: #Laughs Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: "They are both stuck-up cunts!"

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: #Laughs What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?

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: #Laughs Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.

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: #Laughs A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were not for woman?" She paused a moment and looked around the room."I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?"From the back of the roo

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: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

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: #Laughs Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

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: #Laughs A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog.""Wow, it's got a massive cock."

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: #Laughs Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

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: #Laughs |Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date.

: #Laughs A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to "come out of the closet." His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was bu

: #Laughs A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."

: #Laughs What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!

: #Laughs |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!

: #Laughs A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help.

: #Laughs Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

: #Laughs How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

: #Laughs Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor.

: #Laughs Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: "They are both stuck-up cunts!"

: #Laughs What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?

: #Laughs Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.

: #Laughs A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were not for woman?" She paused a moment and looked around the room."I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?"From the back of the roo

: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

: #Laughs Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

: #Laughs A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog.""Wow, it's got a massive cock."

: #Laughs Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

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