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: #Laughs One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife.

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: #Laughs One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked.

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: #Laughs Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!

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: #Laughs What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

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: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.

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: #Laughs You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!

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: #Laughs Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.

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: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

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: #Laughs When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.

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: #Laughs During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel.

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: #Laughs What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !

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: #Laughs Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get married.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

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: #Laughs What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!

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: #Laughs These two newfies are building a house.

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: #Laughs |At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if...

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: #Laughs A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood.

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: #Laughs One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife.

: #Laughs One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked.

: #Laughs Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!

: #Laughs What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.

: #Laughs You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!

: #Laughs Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.

: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

: #Laughs When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.

: #Laughs During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel.

: #Laughs What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !

: #Laughs Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get married.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

: #Laughs What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!

: #Laughs These two newfies are building a house.

: #Laughs |At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if...

: #Laughs A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood.

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