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: #Laughs |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in

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: #Laughs 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor.His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle,And a-runnin' down his chin Was a trickle of spittle.His socks, they were hung by the

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: #Laughs There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass.

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: #Laughs What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it?Money!!!

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: #Laughs If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?

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: #Laughs A man finally goes with his wife to church.

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: #Laughs Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy

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: #Laughs Dad: Don't be selfish.

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: #Laughs Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs alittle further away?

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: #Laughs Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.

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: #Laughs A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid myFinnish isn't too good."The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't allthat hot either."

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?A: The parrots of Penzance!Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?A: A firequake

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: #Laughs Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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: #Laughs This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna

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: #Laughs After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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: #Laughs Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

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: #Laughs |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in

: #Laughs 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor.His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle,And a-runnin' down his chin Was a trickle of spittle.His socks, they were hung by the

: #Laughs There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass.

: #Laughs What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it?Money!!!

: #Laughs If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?

: #Laughs A man finally goes with his wife to church.

: #Laughs Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy

: #Laughs Dad: Don't be selfish.

: #Laughs Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs alittle further away?

: #Laughs Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.

: #Laughs A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid myFinnish isn't too good."The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't allthat hot either."

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?A: The parrots of Penzance!Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?A: A firequake

: #Laughs Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.

: #Laughs Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

: #Laughs This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna

: #Laughs After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

: #Laughs Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

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