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: #Laughs Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface.

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: #Laughs Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

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: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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: #Laughs A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower.

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: #Laughs |Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"God says:"So she would love you." Source MissJoke.com

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: #Laughs How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.

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: #Laughs Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...

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: #Laughs So this trumpet player dies.

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: #Laughs What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.

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: #Laughs The U.S.

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: #Laughs "So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer.

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: #Laughs Less than half the cars you own run.

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: #Laughs What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.

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: #Laughs What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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: #Laughs One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

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: #Laughs How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

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: #Laughs This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play.

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: #Laughs |Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over.

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: #Laughs When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.

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: #Laughs No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

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: #Laughs Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface.

: #Laughs Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

: #Laughs A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower.

: #Laughs |Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"God says:"So she would love you." Source MissJoke.com

: #Laughs How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.

: #Laughs Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...

: #Laughs So this trumpet player dies.

: #Laughs What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.

: #Laughs The U.S.

: #Laughs "So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer.

: #Laughs Less than half the cars you own run.

: #Laughs What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.

: #Laughs What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

: #Laughs One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

: #Laughs How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

: #Laughs This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play.

: #Laughs |Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over.

: #Laughs When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.

: #Laughs No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

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