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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

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: #Laughs A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

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: #Laughs In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus.

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: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

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: #Laughs A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been seen.

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: #Laughs A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."

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: #Laughs Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.

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: #Laughs There's this old man in a nursing home and he's hornier than hell.

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: #Laughs Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at home.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Barbie and G.I.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was late for school.

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: #Laughs A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day.

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: #Laughs Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

: #Laughs Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

: #Laughs A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery.

: #Laughs Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

: #Laughs In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus.

: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

: #Laughs A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently.

: #Laughs Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been seen.

: #Laughs A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."

: #Laughs Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.

: #Laughs There's this old man in a nursing home and he's hornier than hell.

: #Laughs Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at home.

: #Laughs What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Barbie and G.I.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was late for school.

: #Laughs A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day.

: #Laughs Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today.

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