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: #Laughs 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

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: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ...

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: #Laughs A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane.

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: #Laughs What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.

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: #Laughs What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!

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: #Laughs Man walks into the Doctors office.

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: #Laughs Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.

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: #Laughs How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

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: #Laughs A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow 00.

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: #Laughs A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.

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: #Laughs A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg.

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: #Laughs And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sace

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !

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: #Laughs Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !

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: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

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: #Laughs 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ...

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane.

: #Laughs What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.

: #Laughs bb

: #Laughs What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!

: #Laughs Man walks into the Doctors office.

: #Laughs Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer.

: #Laughs Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.

: #Laughs How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

: #Laughs A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow 00.

: #Laughs A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.

: #Laughs A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg.

: #Laughs And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sace

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !

: #Laughs Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !

: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

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