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: #Laughs A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

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: #Laughs Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

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: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.

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: #Laughs Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.

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: #Laughs Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

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: #Laughs A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by St.

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: #Laughs What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

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: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

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: #Laughs Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

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: #Laughs An old lady owned two monkeys.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

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: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

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: #Laughs TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER: That's impossible!JACK: No it's not.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !

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: #Laughs An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness.

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: #Laughs Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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: #Laughs I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

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: #Laughs A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

: #Laughs Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.

: #Laughs Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.

: #Laughs Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

: #Laughs A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by St.

: #Laughs What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

: #Laughs Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

: #Laughs An old lady owned two monkeys.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

: #Laughs TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER: That's impossible!JACK: No it's not.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !

: #Laughs An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness.

: #Laughs Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

: #Laughs I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

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