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: #Laughs Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other group was female.The group of women reported that computers should be refereed to as "HE" because: 1.

: #Laughs |In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them.I think

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

: #Laughs |Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.

: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

: #Laughs The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father,and I will be your mother.

: #Laughs Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, leaned overthe pulpit and boomed,"Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who havecommitted adultery, may your tongue cleave to the woof of

: #Laughs Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."The counselor says, "Maybe between you

: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

: #Laughs A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters.
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