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: #Laughs Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

: #Laughs |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after offering you a blindfold and a last cigarrette.BASIC (interpreted): You shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol until your leg is waterlo

: #Laughs A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.

: #Laughs What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!""Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes youlook less attractive.""I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?""

: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by.
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