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: #Laughs A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.The bartender looks at the guy and asks:"What's wrong with your tur

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put

: #Laughs With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn hou

: #Laughs Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day. Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the report

: #Laughs Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal.

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and overagain until we get it right." An airline st

: #Laughs Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed.

: #Laughs What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.
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