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: #Laughs An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.It was far out of reach.A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak."Oh, thank you!" said the

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: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

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: #Laughs A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary."Guess what, darling," he said, "Fifty years ago today you and I were wed.""And we ate our first honeymoon breakfast at this very table,"

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: #Laughs A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald.

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: #Laughs |What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

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: #Laughs |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

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: #Laughs When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!

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: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

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: #Laughs Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

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: #Laughs A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

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: #Laughs An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster.

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: #Laughs Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

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: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !

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: #Laughs Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

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: #Laughs The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally burnedMarch 21, 1870by the explosion of a lampfilled with "R.E.

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: #Laughs An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.It was far out of reach.A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak."Oh, thank you!" said the

: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

: #Laughs A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary."Guess what, darling," he said, "Fifty years ago today you and I were wed.""And we ate our first honeymoon breakfast at this very table,"

: #Laughs A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald.

: #Laughs |What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

: #Laughs |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

: #Laughs When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!

: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

: #Laughs Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

: #Laughs A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

: #Laughs An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster.

: #Laughs Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !

: #Laughs Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S.

: #Laughs Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

: #Laughs The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally burnedMarch 21, 1870by the explosion of a lampfilled with "R.E.

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