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: #Laughs A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal.

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: #Laughs I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

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: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

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: #Laughs Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (forced fellatio) a 42-year-old woman.

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: #Laughs A married woman is having an affair.

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: #Laughs A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for .

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: #Laughs Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

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: #Laughs I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon?""Sure it does," he said.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny

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: #Laughs A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad.

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: #Laughs A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !

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: #Laughs Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.

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: #Laughs How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

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: #Laughs ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.

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: #Laughs What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!

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: #Laughs And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally.

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

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: #Laughs Women One Liners1.

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: #Laughs A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal.

: #Laughs I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

: #Laughs Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (forced fellatio) a 42-year-old woman.

: #Laughs A married woman is having an affair.

: #Laughs A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for .

: #Laughs Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

: #Laughs I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon?""Sure it does," he said.

: #Laughs Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny

: #Laughs A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad.

: #Laughs A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !

: #Laughs Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.

: #Laughs How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

: #Laughs ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.

: #Laughs What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!

: #Laughs And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally.

: #Laughs What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

: #Laughs Women One Liners1.

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