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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in on a Honda?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess'd of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy Apple Macintosh keypadBy toggling my tweaky bosom?Alack!Leave laserjet laughter to the laptop lover.Behold beta beauty in a keyboard'

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said,"Don't move -- I'll be right back."When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ...

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician.

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